D. J. Sparr Benefactor Application (updated August 2009)

 

 

  1. How much money are you willing to donate per year? (If it is less than $40,000 please do not apply, unless you are applying as an individual in a consortium of benefactors that will make up the difference.)

 

  1. For how many years are you willing to donate said money?

 

  1. If Sparr goes over budget, are you willing to cover the difference?

 

  1. What kind of favors, if any, are you looking for from Sparr in return for your benefactor services?  (This is a very important question!)

 

  1. Do you have a luxury car that you can loan Sparr for the duration of the benefactor term?

 

  1. Are you willing to launder the money so that the IRS is not aware of this “agreement”?

 

  1. Do you own, operate, or have any connections with a libations selling institution or a manufacturer of wine, spirits, or beer?

 

  1. Do you own a vacation home in any of the following places?
    1. Malibu
    2. The Hamptons
    3. Ibiza
    4. The French Riviera
    5. Aspen

 

Other_______________

 

9. Sparr is getting married in October, 2010 which means more Sparrs could be on the way. To wit: If you are connected to the Gerber Baby Food fortune, Huggies Enterprises, or a car company which has one of those mini-vans which is similar to a movie-theatre-on-wheels, please add an addendum to the application stating how you can contribute these services to the support of music by Sparr.

 

 

Please write a short essay for each question and send with a scan of your 2008 tax return to info@djsparr.com