D. J. Sparr
Benefactor Application (updated August 2009)
- How
much money are you willing to donate per year? (If it is less than $40,000
please do not apply, unless you are applying as an individual in a
consortium of benefactors that will make up the difference.)
- For
how many years are you willing to donate said money?
- If
Sparr goes over budget, are you willing to cover the difference?
- What
kind of favors, if any, are you looking for from Sparr in return for your
benefactor services? (This is a
very important question!)
- Do you
have a luxury car that you can loan Sparr for the duration of the
benefactor term?
- Are
you willing to launder the money so that the IRS is not aware of this
“agreement”?
- Do you
own, operate, or have any connections with a libations
selling institution or a manufacturer of wine, spirits, or beer?
- Do you
own a vacation home in any of the following places?
- Malibu
- The
Hamptons
- Ibiza
- The
French Riviera
- Aspen
Other_______________
9. Sparr is
getting married in October, 2010 which means more Sparrs
could be on the way. To wit: If you are connected to the Gerber Baby Food
fortune, Huggies Enterprises, or a car company which
has one of those mini-vans which is similar to a movie-theatre-on-wheels,
please add an addendum to the application stating how you can contribute these
services to the support of music by Sparr.
Please write a short essay for each question and send with
a scan of your 2008 tax return to info@djsparr.com